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    The Funniest Justice, week 6: Patently funny

    “Look, anything can be transformed into a process,” Justice Stephen Breyer told Solicitor General Donald Verrilli Wednesday during oral arguments in the patent case Mayo Collaborative Services v. Prometheus Laboratories, “Look at those real estate ones, lawyers ones. I have a way of making a great argument in the Supreme Court. You know, you could patent some of your arguments.”

    This was one of four funny comments from Breyer during this week of oral arguments, making him this week’s top laugh earner. Justice Antonin Scalia got three chuckles, while Justice Anthony Kennedy earned two laughs.

    Here are the standings after six weeks:

    Justice Antonin Scalia: 21

    Justice Stephen Breyer: 16

    Chief Justice John G. Roberts: 9

    Justice Anthony Kennedy: 3

    Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg: 1

    Justice Elena Kagan: 1

    Justice Clarence Thomas: 0

    Justice Samuel Alito: 0

    Justice Sonia Sotomayor: 0

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